12 (Naughty) Moments of Anime 2011 No. 5 – I Want to Join Happy Science

The Rebirth of Buddha is the greatest depiction of religion ever.

Just look at the picture above. That is the Buddha. He is standing atop a glowing elephant. Don’t you want to drop everything and worship him immediately?

The Buddha has psychic powers, commands an army of angels, has tremendous mass media influence, and again, he’s got his own elephant. Also, man is he ever white. He’s so fucking white that he’s glowing. There’s nobody more trustworthy than a glowing white dude in a white suit.

Furthermore, the Buddha’s hair in this movie is actually brown, which means that, yes, the Buddha can go Super Saiyan. Is there anything he cannot do?

You can worship all this and more by joining Happy Science. If you believe that North Korea and China are planning to colonize Japan after a thorough nuclear razing, or if you want a leader who can channel the spirits of Muhammad, Jesus Christ, Buddha and Confucius, then by Buddha, this is the religion for you.

8 Responses to “12 (Naughty) Moments of Anime 2011 No. 5 – I Want to Join Happy Science”

  1. Don’t you want to drop everything and worship him immediately?

    via psychedelic drugs, yes. LOL this post. *clap

  2. As kadian famously said, “Buddha is standing on an elephant; your argument is invalid.”

  3. First Jesus, now Buddha; do religious leaders traditionally get whiter with age?

    Anyway, I’ll think stick to Voodoo and the Prince Philip Movement for now.

  4. Buddha!!!!!

  5. You had me at “elephant”.

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